How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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