Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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