On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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