Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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