I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
There's even glitter on my cock...
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