yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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