i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We're using joints as your birthday candles
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
