So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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