Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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