You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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