Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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