hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
