I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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