You're my little dorito
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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