did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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