imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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