im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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