He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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