You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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