wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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