Well douche your snatch and let's go!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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