idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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