Pappa wants mamma naked
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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