Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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