i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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