So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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