dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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