You made me cry and you don't even care
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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