we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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