How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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