Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I stole a fireplace last night.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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