But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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