We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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