Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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