did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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