do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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