let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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I didn't notice because vodka
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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