They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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