It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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