I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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