The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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