think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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