You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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