so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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