How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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