I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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