dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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