throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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