I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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