i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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