nut hugger
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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