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is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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